Friday, 29 July 2011

Week 1 - I have no idea (transcribed)

Lifted from what will now be an aborted tumblr blog. I hoped I'd never have to use the word "blog" in a sentence... Now commences the mental diarrhoea.

So this is the part where I’m supposed to share myself with others despite having absolutely no desire to do so. Also preset word length requirements are an issue, verbosity not often counted amongst my greatest assets and capabilities. So expect nonsense and repetition in abundance. I’m already blanking, my head hurts and I don’t know if I’m going to stay here, it’s boring and no fun at all. I’m amazed at all of you people who think that the rest of the world wants to hear about the minutiae of your dull existence, as yes it is likely that your life is only exciting to you. I will point out that if I were do this of my own volition (which I would not) this is exactly the kind of content you could expect of me: whiny bitching about how crap everyone is how much I hate them. Of course should I continue this will unfortunately not be the case as there is assessment to consider. I will however take this opportunity to fling insults, particularly at the lecturer for his delivery, where half the utterances are along the lines of “um, ah” and such. I’m already spent, hopefully this has successfully introduced me with an incomplete impression of my personality. Now to wander off and come up with some enthralling nonsense in response to the lecture.

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